Wendy Loh from Malaysia.

Quite a number of concerned friends have written to me about this Wendy Loh from Johor Malaysia, who, until today, can be seen inexhaustibly harassing and belittling me over every little thing on By Estella Dot Com. What did I do for her to make it her lifelong mission to harangue me into silence, if not hiding?

Wendy is the GREAT BEAUTY in red.

Wendy is the GREAT BEAUTY in red.

Perhaps a little background info is in order.

Wendy Loh from Johor, Malaysia, is the ex-girlfriend of one of my university mates. I graduated from university some 14 years ago and Wendy has been been on my case – God only knows about what – for at least 9 of those years. We have met ONLY ONCE, introduced by her ex-boyfriend, who deeply regrets it, when he tagged her along for a reunion with our other university mates.

Being a new bride then, I couldn’t help but show off my wedding ring. This, as far as Wendy Loh is concerned, shows I’m “boastful.” If you’ve read her incendiary comments, which I’ve now deleted to spare my readers aggravation on my behalf, my other crimes include:

1) Marrying straight after university (no, actually I worked for 2 years first)

2) Marrying up (my husband was penniless until I married him so this is patently untrue)

3) Not being a career woman like her (she has no choice because no man wants her)

4) Not being a SUPER career person like Wendy Loh (she makes so much moolah as a editor she has to ask if I have any connections in the Australian journalism industry which she can take advantage of)

Crimes aside, she also has issue with the fact that my husband “is ugly” and “not brought up surrounded by beauty.”

As you can see, she is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, might talented, extremely ethical...Watch out! She wants to save YOU from a life of UGLINESS too!

As you can see, she is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, might talented, extremely ethical…Watch out! She wants to save YOU from a life of UGLINESS too!

Wendy Loh’s crimes? Well, let me list them in chronological order:

1) Harassing me for close to 1 DECADE, after a mail I sent to university mates ACCIDENTALLY listed her as a recipient. She does not get “accidentally” and used that as a means by which to worm her way into my life. She ADDED MY FRIENDS from secondary school, university, several of my family members to her facebook account (ever wondered how she got 4000+ “friends”? Well hello, no one knows her!) While we were “friends” on facebook, she’d leave me SEVERAL MESSAGES every hour!

I had to unfriend Wendy Loh on facebook because it seems only my SUICIDE will please her. She doesn’t understand FUCK OFF!

And NO, I never dated, bedded or had any remotely romantic relationship with her ex. He has apologised to her for his wrongdoing in the hopes she will leave ME and all our friends ALONE but she hasn’t. Wendy Loh from Johor is madly, madly, madly in love with me. Well, this is me RETURNING THE LOVE! Sorry, it’s taken so long, Wendy Loh.

2) After I unfriended Wendy Loh from Johor, Malaysia, on facebook, she started writing to me, under the guise of trying to secure my support for one of her so-call “altruistic causes.” This includes lifting literacy levels WORLDWIDE, preventing the spread of AIDS, again WORLDWIDE…When after countless polite replies, refusing to join her in these mighty endeavours, I was FORCED to block ALL emails from her. What did she do then?

SHE PUBLISHED MY VERY FRUSTRATED RESPONSES ON A SITE and called it “journalism.”

Hey, professors at Murdoch University (where Wendy Loh from Johor, graduated), I will be seeing you shortly about your syllabus for journalism studies. Perhaps we can discuss the STRIPPING of degree for a certain former graduate whose professional conduct throws the School of Journalism into disrepute. After that, I’ll be in touch with Yonsei University in Korea. These poor people NEED to be told what’s happening to their precious reputation.

She also calls herself a “translator”, although from her broken English, I’m not sure what she’s translating or who would want tot hire her. She claims to be rich, unlike me who was born “poor” (and yes, this is a crime too), so a proper grasp of any language is NOT necessary – she can always hire a REAL EDITOR, to edit her work!

3) When she discovered By Estella Dot Com, she decided to take up where she left off and HARASS me some more! First her comments were polite, then they became increasing superfluous, personal and offensive. For this reason ALONE, I had to suspend her posting privileges. What did she do then?

SHE GOT HER MANY INTERNET BUDDIES TO BULLY ME BY SENDING ME THRASH comments about how perfect and mighty she is! Until I warned them about Malaysia being a signatory to a convention AGAINST cyber-bullying. Oh, plus I can track down ALL their ISP to hand over to the police for such CRIMES. Hey, Malaysian curry rice (all they will be eating in PRISON) is NOT SO TASTY after the hundredth bowl, ok?

What TOTAL HOTNESS! Men must be beating down your door, Wendy Loh from Johor!

What TOTAL HOTNESS! Men must be beating down your door, Wendy Loh from Johor!

In short, Wendy Loh from Johor, Malaysia has left me with ABSOLUTELY NO CHOICE but to write this awesome, awesome post about her. ALL HAIL Queen WENDY LOH from Johor! After all, she’s itching to be recognised for her awesomeness alone. Oh, Wendy, you are so, so awesomely good-looking, talented, RICH, fantastic…I’ve run out of superlatives to describe your greatness. I salute you Wendy Loh from Johor! Keep up the HARASSING, the BELITTLING, the MENACING, the PLAGIARISING, because you are SO MIGHTY TALENTED, SO AWESOMELY BEAUTIFUL, SO SOON TO BE A GREAT FAMOUS AUTHOR… 

Love, kiss, a big smoocheroo,

Estella

(Author and owner of this humble little blog.)

P/s I have a copy of all the “wonderful” emails you and your little friends sent me, along with your ISP. God, I am so touched. You are an incredible woman!